Oh, you bad turtles!

This girl I work with was talking about this song she hates on the store radio station. She explained it as “shoes squeaking like people playing basketball.” I had no idea what she was talking about. One day it came on and she used some app on her phone and it said it was this song. Anyways, this is the video. It’s weird.

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This guy’s name is Big Bad D. He comes into my work all the time. In fact he was there tonight. Someone at work told me his I.D. for real says his name is Big Bad D. I wanna change my name to Iron Sheik, Hulkamania, or The Ultimate Warrior. Fuck it, I’m changing my name to The Dark Knight…

Also, that thing that’s under his chin is a long goatee thing that he flips over his shoulder. He wears huge loose jeans that are pleated at the top as well. Shirts are always cut out revealing his man cleavage. He was supposed to have a show on A&E but it never panned out. I even saw a flyer for it.