Oh, you bad turtles!

My brother used to torture me with this card from “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” when I was little. It still creeps me out. True story.

Why I cant get anyone else to listen is beyond me.

I’m so bummed I missed this.

ALIENS, MAN. ALIENS.

TSOUKALICIOUS

I need this right now.

After testing this theory against many episodes: you will be SMASHED.

I’d probably abduct dolphins, too.

“Didn’t I promise you fireworks?”

Bonus: Burning aliens.