Oh, you bad turtles!
‎(608): You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.

fuck-bitches-get-money:

Gotta leave when you’re on top!

Sounds like something that would’ve happened at The Heidelberg circa 2006.